klingon 

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.

Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.

klingon by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Klingon 

A language spoken by the klingons from star trek and also by trekies and nerds who have spent endless hours wasting there time studying it

Do you know klingon?

Ya

Wow you are such a nerd

Klingon by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010

klingon 

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

klingon by James Lowe December 17, 2004

klingon 

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

klingon by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006

Klingon 

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

Klingon by Captain Tereth June 1, 2005

Klingon 

A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.

I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.

Klingon by Vanity Valentine July 6, 2011

Klingon 

Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.

"Dude, you cannot possibly be shocked to learn that she's a Klingon!"

Klingon by TruthseekerNJ January 31, 2009