A clown who walks around with a guitar and drum sticks, when he cannot play either instruments.
A wanna be or a joke
by SpongeBobkneepads May 17, 2016
great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering
1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...

2. Dude that shit is JOKES!

3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.
by KitSteel April 16, 2007
As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD
shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever
by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! May 15, 2011
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
by bambidear June 28, 2011
1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure
1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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