Something that everyone takes to seriously.
Calm down, it was just a joke...
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Meant to be funny, but 99% of jokes are not funny.
Sara: What did Dracula & Frosty name their child?

Me: So you mean they're gay?

Sara: …

Me: Not the best joke...
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A person or group of people who are in a complete state of chaos or carry themselves in a manner where the think of themselves better than they are
go to youtube.com and search Blinded by Darkness the band... now thats a joke!
by Centrality_band June 03, 2009

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- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.
"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."
by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009

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the state of mind in which everyone should exist.
"dude i just impaled a watermelon on a plastic sword!!" "thats tottaly j-okes!!!"
by Hershie October 16, 2003

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A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
by bambidear June 28, 2011

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Can be used as a replacement for "just kidding" or as a replacement for "funny". Usually used by suburban kids.

Kid #1: "Yo did you see that girls hair it was so jokes man"
Kid #2: "I'd totally tap that... lol jokes!"

Usage:
Kid #1 = "Funny"
Kid # 2 = "Just kidding"
by ZKills December 25, 2008

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