Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.
Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.
by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015
the state of mind in which everyone should exist.
"dude i just impaled a watermelon on a plastic sword!!" "thats tottaly j-okes!!!"
by Hershie October 16, 2003
- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.
"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."
by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009
Term used by townie folk, to describe someting funny
Rory: This is jokes man.
by Wheelboob April 04, 2003
1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about
1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355
by L33tm4s73r November 19, 2011
Can be used as a replacement for "just kidding" or as a replacement for "funny". Usually used by suburban kids.

Kid #1: "Yo did you see that girls hair it was so jokes man"
Kid #2: "I'd totally tap that... lol jokes!"

Usage:
Kid #1 = "Funny"
Kid # 2 = "Just kidding"
by ZKills December 25, 2008
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...
One was a salted...


:)
by JesSJessS July 20, 2005
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