What does Wal-mart and Catholic priests have in common???
They both have little boys pants half off...
by JesJesss July 20, 2005
A word used to describe sumthing funny, or when you are being scarcastic. Its usually used by fly girls, or townies and preps.
HA!! I just pushed that kid down the hill and he split his lip!!!

HAHA thats jokes!!
by Mackenzie May 13, 2004
Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.
What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 04, 2014
Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.
1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!
by Very hot girl September 24, 2007
a noun which means referes to something funny
1:the school is on fire!

a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes

I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes
by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 14, 2004
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
by bambidear June 28, 2011
great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering
1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...

2. Dude that shit is JOKES!

3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.
by KitSteel April 16, 2007

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