What does Wal-mart and Catholic priests have in common???
They both have little boys pants half off...
by JesJesss July 20, 2005
Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.
What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 04, 2014
A word used to describe sumthing funny, or when you are being scarcastic. Its usually used by fly girls, or townies and preps.
HA!! I just pushed that kid down the hill and he split his lip!!!

HAHA thats jokes!!
by Mackenzie May 13, 2004
Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.
1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!

2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!
by Very hot girl September 24, 2007
a noun which means referes to something funny
1:the school is on fire!

a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes

I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes
by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 14, 2004
As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?


I look Gouda

Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016
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