6 definitions by Fredisnotdead

Fork

An eating utensil with FOUR stabby prongs. (Not to get confused with a trident, a device with 3 prongs. Forks have 4 not 3. You do not eat with a trident, it is a godly weapon, not a fork.)

I’m eating my salad with a fork

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Joke

A statement that might make you laugh, or want to kill your self. (Different subgenres are there for different types of jokes.)

You know a good joke? My family loving me.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

aenachvy

Aenachvy (welsh apparently)

Aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead December 6, 2017

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018