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Q: What does a Big Fat White women and a Brick have in common?

A: Sooner or later, they will both be laid by a Mexican.
Go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

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what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist
fuckin tennis players
by Savino biotch April 08, 2005

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A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."
come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)
by lilangel4eva September 23, 2009

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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:

Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?

The camel pauses for a mimute....

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!
by yogos July 21, 2006

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Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops
Funny shit, huh? I like that one
by James Lowe February 05, 2005

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This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?
It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

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Something funny or awesome.
Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.
by Sheldon January 24, 2004

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