John Moore

Verb: To jump onto and break an object, such as a table while at a party playing games such as spoons or poker.

Yeah he totally John Moored that table last night when we were playing cards.

John Moore by Johnmoe June 16, 2014

JohnMcReady 

A special masturbation technique:
1. Put the ass on high ground
2. Cross legs behind the head
3. Right arm wraps around and grabs dick from behind
4. Left hand chokes yourself
5. Finish into your left nostril
6. Snort the cum into your mouth
7. Swallow

Mate1: Hey, I ripped a JohnMcReady yesterday.
Mate2: End your existence, you disgusting pig.

JohnMcReady by UnholySyny March 15, 2019

johnfoolery 

when someone who is a known john travolta lover accuses you of tomfoolery

Person 1: Hey, what happened to Josue? I heard he got his neck snapped last night
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior

Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan

johnfoolery by andyyxeve July 4, 2020

johnfooler

Very similar to a tomfooler, one who commits johnfoolery. Even more foolin' than a tomfooler. Term given to those who venture into the dark, mysterious realm of tomfoolery and return a new person, not the tomfooler they left as, but as the more evolved and ever-fooling johnfooler

No longer a tomfooler, Jacob emerged from the debacle a new man, a johnfooler if you will.

johnfooler by Johnfoolery February 22, 2010

Johnmoohan 

Johnmoohan is an object that is sticky

Woah why is the floor so Johnmoohan

Johnmoohan by anonymous July 6, 2022

Johnfoolery 

Foolishness like Tomfoolery, but even more foolish.

The commissioner ran the league with much Johnfoolery.

Johnfoolery by Warren G - Regulator December 11, 2023

Johnfoolery 

1. Similar to tomfoolery, but more foolish to an exponentially higher level. 2. Like tomfoolery but even sneakier, and more underhanded.

The commissioner's Johnfoolery led to the manager's vote of no confidence.

Johnfoolery by Warren G - Regulator December 15, 2023