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Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!
Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Jewting by Savylthe April 11, 2022
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Jewrangutan 

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan
Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.
A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.
"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"

"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"
Jeringa by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019

jewing them down 

To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
jewing them down by Darth Brak December 28, 2007
When you joke about jews. A form of jewking is when you take a part of a word or phrase and replace it with jew. Also called Jewkeing NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JUKING
Guy 1: Lets start Jewking Ill go first Planet Of The Jews
Guy 2: thats wrong man, im jewish
Jewking by MEmamoME February 24, 2010
to use for cat: “woah is that a jerring!” to use for leftover penis hairs: “oh shit u have some jerring over there
jerring by radlolz January 31, 2021