Jewling

A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous

That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap

Jewling by scatalogical December 19, 2018

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Jewling

Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.

"Connor you Jewling get off my wallet!"

Jewling by Roras February 13, 2012

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Related Words

Jewling • Jewlingual • jewing • jelling • Jewbling • jeweling • Jewing it up • jewring • Jealing • jebling

Jewling

The action of lighting up a Jew in a “work camp” bathroom after the warden turns his back and violently inhaling the resulting smoke. Also called “Jewinism Burst”. Jewling is describes as genocitically good!

Warden: “ Guard Hans, what happened to the Jew in bunk 3245?”
Hans: “Earlier today, I saw Guard Friedrich taking him into the camp bathroom carrying some gasoline!”
Warden: “Oh no! Not again!” Diese Jewling Scheiße!!

Jewling by Rekivile January 24, 2019

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Jewting

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

Jewting by Savylthe April 11, 2022