Jareth, is one of the best people you can ever talk to. He’s such a caring person who’s always willing to listen to you about virtually anything. It can be about something as simple as your day, or something as complex, and difficult like your inner demons. He’s always willing to do anything for you at a moments notice, but within reason. He’s a very intelligent man, and won’t be dumb enough to get himself into serious trouble. Don’t worry though, he still knows how to have fun.

He’s a tough man as well, mentally and physically. He can pull through just about anything, and isn’t afraid of getting into a bit of a squabble, if the situation calls for it. Especially, if it’s for a woman.

When it comes to women, he knows exactly what to do (if you know what I mean). He’s damn good in bed, especially with his amazing little friend, or should I say “big friend”. He’s also such a great boyfriend due to his ability to understand and, forgive his partner about anything, and everything.

To many people though, sadly, he’s nothing, but a white buffalo, rare, fierce, and hard to find, and even when you finally do find him, he’s untouchable. So if he picks you, it means you are one special lady, and that you should not let this opportunity pass you up, because if you say no or wait to long, he’ll move on towards the rising sun without a care in the world, like all buffalo do.

God I miss him

Girl 1: “Did you hear that Claire, is dating ,Jareth?

Girl 2: “Yeah, I’m honestly so jealous of of her. He’s such a dreamy guy.

Jareth by arrrrg kelly July 5, 2019

Jareth

The sexy beast otherwise known as David Bowie, in the 80's movie, The Labyrinth.

Jareth: You remind me of the babe
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do

Jareth by tasertweak May 17, 2006

jareth

the amazingly sexy goblin king played by david bowie in the movie labyrinth. hail to his bulges and fantastic singing.

sarah: it's not fair!
jareth: then i wonder what you basis for comparison is.

jareth by j.mi May 30, 2006

jareth

Jareth is a kind of person who is shy, funny, loyal and a great listener you'll be lucky to have him in your life. ANd if he is never lose you're friendship with him

I wish i had a jareth in my life so lucky Mary is going put with him

jareth by Ruffles 77641577 January 14, 2018

Jeether

Adj: To lack appeal or to be inadequate. Uncool, unsatisfactory, or just plain insufficiant. Used only to describe something or someone in a negative light.

Gay, Lame, bootsy, stupid

"Did you see that movie Gili?"
"Yeah, that shit was hella jeether!"

Or

"Damn!! get your jeether ass in the car!"

Jeether by ninja_kitten September 28, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026