Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.
One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.
Dude. Mix that shit with Jack... it's called Jack PAGNE! JACKPAGNE!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.