Idiocated
He/She got a degree out of a lucky bag or a Christmas cracker and has a certificate to prove it
"He/She's been Idiocated"
"He/She's been Idiocated"
Idiocated by B0redtodeath January 16, 2004
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Idiocite
A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture
Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture
Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.
Example B:
Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.
Example B:
Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
Idiocite by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013
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iDicted
1) The condition or state in which one is physically inclined to revert to the use an iPod touch or iPhone consistently when ever possible to use an app that serves no functional purpose, such as playing Jelly Car, Light Bike, or Brick Breaker. Often can refer to the addiction to a specific application for an iPhone or iPod Touch.
2) A state in which one is addicted to browsing the App Store either on an iPod Touch, iPhone, or in iTunes in search of new application to download.
Synonyms: Appdicted, Appaholoic
2) A state in which one is addicted to browsing the App Store either on an iPod Touch, iPhone, or in iTunes in search of new application to download.
Synonyms: Appdicted, Appaholoic
Person 1: Hey man, did you noticed Shawn didn't say a word the whole car drive?
Person 2: Yea, every since he got his new iPhone, he's been iDicted to playing Jelly Car!
Person 2: Yea, every since he got his new iPhone, he's been iDicted to playing Jelly Car!
iDicted by justamit2501 April 13, 2009
idioted
idioted by John Frankie Kennedy January 28, 2018
inlocated
when you fucking own your knee cap and it feels fully unattached for 69 seconds until you realise youre a weak bitch and its actually chill as... inlocated.
inlocated by bumbdicks469 June 29, 2019
Idioted
This word is used to mock someone after playing a prank or trick on them, it is intended as a joke, but calls you a dumb idiot.
Idioted by RayIsBoredOnGoogle April 13, 2020
indicated variable
indicated variable by The Meelvin April 7, 2023
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