Hoip 

A very deadly disease. Most commonly contracted from from one forgetting their umbrella.

I caught a very bad case of the Hoip the other day. I don't have long to live.

Hoip by The Great Fetus March 28, 2010

hoipa 

A hoipa is a human being that is classified a 2/10 or less by society

Look at that chick over there, such a hoipa

hoipa by KingH2 January 16, 2014

Hoipher 

A college student aged 16-24 who attends history classes, and pretends to know a lot about history/historical events. He plays Paradox Interactive games 16 hours a day, worships Daniele Bolelli, has never read a history book, etc. Named after their religious playing of HOI4. They are just a subcategory of Fauxlectuals.

Well, Ms. Pragdolemes, to play devils advocate I'd like to image that Germany *would* win said World War in a emporial partinian bospharitium!

What did that Hoipher just say?

Hoipher by jeffdujon September 15, 2018

hoiphobia 

Hoiphobia derived of the word hoist and phobia. It means fear of being picked up by someone. Ooo scary ik.

Chelsea: Stop don't pick me up I have hoiphobia!
Jaiden: What the hell is that.

hoiphobia by jaiecu May 10, 2023

hoipmy 

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hoipmy by retardedgayfaggot5 June 6, 2023