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Hodagging 

In desperate times (usually during a drunken stupor) in which one has relations with a female of mass proportions.
Ben was so wasted at that country music festival he went hodagging in the field.
Hodagging by Bert Blylevin March 3, 2008
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When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.
Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.
Hodging by Hodging July 3, 2020

wall hogging 

Writing all over a person's facebook wall
Posting so that your name is the only one that appears on a person's facebook wall.
Stop wall hogging. I want to post on Kenny's wall too!
wall hogging by jpkid956 February 8, 2010
Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
Hagging by JCF88 June 4, 2023
Word of the Day on June 5, 2023

E-Hagging 

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
E-Hagging by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011
A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.
I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".
hogging by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

Ground Hogging 

a term used for the exact moment when your turd begins to exit your ass but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it's head out to look around.
"Damn, where the hell is the bathroom?! I feel like I'm ground hogging!!!"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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