A backflip performed by a hippo. Hippos do backflips all the time. Hippos like ninjas a lot.
That hippo flipped out, did some hippobackflips and exploded in a thin cloud of blood that hovered above the ground. This all when a ninja was wailing standing on a dead piratebody that moved along the shore.
The fear of long words and other forms of literature being sized down to more bite-size strings of letters.
"Well, I'mafraid you have Hippomagnuscolossalingensmetuslongarumverborumsententiarumpoematalibrietlitteraeetlliaeformaescripturaeetlinguaemediocriusqueadparvaverbasententiaspoematalibrietlitteraeetaliaeformeescribendietlinguaeiphobia"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.