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The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

john henrying by Beefaroni Teates May 4, 2014

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Henrying

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.

- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí

Henrying by TheWil November 15, 2019

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Henrying

Henrying is the act of leaning on something with the opposite hand on your hip. It was popularized by French footballer Thierry Henry after scoring a goal against Huston Dynamo early September, 2013.

Steps to Henrying:

1. Lean on something, anything.

2. Opposite hand on hip.

3. One leg planted, other leg crossed, toe pointing downward.

4. Head down toward the ground.

Mike: Do you see that guy over there? What's he doing?

Bill: It looks like he's Henrying.

Henrying by Jamabes September 23, 2013

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Henrying

When you spend so much time looting in game, that you lose track of what's going on. Pulling a Henry, or Henrying will leave your team to continue on as if you had already died.

"Where's Carl?"
"Oh, forget Carl, he's Henrying."

Henrying by EddibleOne January 25, 2019

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Henrylandsimp

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Henrylandsimp joined the chat

Henrylandsimp by JuanDutch September 26, 2021

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Henrying

Making up new definitions for words

"why is John calling the chair a goose?"
"Oh, he's henrying"

Henrying by CactusSpin October 12, 2022

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WILL HENRYING

Being shitfaced, harrassing, and sexually assaulting women.

"Bro did you see that poor girl trying to dance?" "Yeah that guy was Will Henrying her all night."

WILL HENRYING by GuyThatKnowTho November 27, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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