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1. Goose
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave Mar 4, 2003 share this
2. goose
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
by goo'se May 9, 2003 share this
3. goose
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints Sep 21, 2003 share this
4. goose
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
by nick May 6, 2005 share this
5. Goose
A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
6. goose
Just your average looking girl. In between a hot gorgeous girl (juice) and a overweight female (moose). When your at a party and there are a ton of girls there, but none of them are hot and none of them are ugly....you are in the presence of a whole flock of geese.
"I didnt get a good look at that girl"
"Oh dont worry she was just a goose"

"So whats the juice situation at this party?"
"Dude were surrounded by a whole flock of geese".
7. Goose
To take another females money.
If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".
c b e a r s
by Natural K Sep 8, 2009 share this
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