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Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Hershey Hailstone 

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!
After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"
Hershey Hailstone by My Anus January 28, 2013

Hailstoned 

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances
"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"

wellstoned 

To die in a plane crash after being a strong vocal critic of an unpopular political position. To have alot of enemies and to be whacked mysteriously.
Too bad about Paul...how he got wellstoned and all.
wellstoned by Limpy Ho May 1, 2003

Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?
Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.
Paris Hellton by gregben February 20, 2022

Hollistoner 

A kid who has nothhing to do but get high. All individuals live in holliston and therefor have nothing to do but smoke dubies
Justin Capello is a Hollistoner.
Hollistoner by Joe Duda August 2, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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