Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is
nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark
mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking
1.9 stars on
google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the
school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.