Hailstoned 

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances

"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"

Hailstoned by Debbie M and Paul W March 6, 2008

Hershey Hailstone 

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!

After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"

Hershey Hailstone by My Anus January 28, 2013

Alexander Hamiltoned 

When someone asks you: "what's your

name, man?" And a flying Lin

Manuel Miranda screams "Alexander Hamilton!" And flies away

Yeah, I got Alexander Hamiltoned last night...

Alexander Hamiltoned by Veryoriginal November 21, 2017

Hiltoned 

To be jailed for drunk driving

PERSON A: "I got sent to the pokey for 45 days on a drunk driving charge"

PERSON B: "Man you was HILTONED"

Hiltoned by Haldormud July 8, 2007

Perez-Hiltoned 

The point where a celebrity has become famous enough to have their own category in Perez Hilton's online archive.

Girl 1- "Zachary Quinto is going to get so famous because of Star Trek."
Girl 2- "Yeah, he has already been Perez-Hiltoned!"

Girl 1- "Carrie Prejean is getting so much press these days. She's a real dumbass."
Girl 2- "Yeah but she's such a dumbass that Perez refuses to Perez-Hilton her!"

Perez-Hiltoned by greasy_broad May 22, 2009

hiltoned 

To have sex with a mate multiple times in a small period of time.

"I hiltoned Jessica all yesterday."

hiltoned by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

hamiltoned 

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.

"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."

hamiltoned by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009