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A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.
by gregben July 3, 2021
A hectaëteris is the Greek name for the period over 100 tropical years (also known as a tropical century or hectade or centade) where the Moon phase occurs over 5 days later.
It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.
It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.
Ben: The first full moon of 2022 was January 17.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.
by gregben October 2, 2023
5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
by gregben October 15, 2023
The lady with the most creative vagina.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
Gregory: There’s been a new record for the most babies born at once.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
by gregben January 17, 2022
A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
by gregben October 30, 2022
A polygon with 800813 sides.
Hence its alternate name boobiegon (as the number resembles boobie).
One interior angle is 179.999550457 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00044954315 degrees.
Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a polygon that’ll seduce you and make you laugh at the same time.
Hence its alternate name boobiegon (as the number resembles boobie).
One interior angle is 179.999550457 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00044954315 degrees.
Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a polygon that’ll seduce you and make you laugh at the same time.
by gregben September 14, 2023