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A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018
Harless people are fuckin rad
harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016
the most amazing person in the world the best friend you could ever wish for. personally I think her boyfriend can be a bit of a noob but ahah well. Also hayles takes waay too long doing her hair. AND SHES NOT FAT!
JR: woaaa look at Hayles
Barney: id tap that.
Foggy: Boys,Ive tapped that ;-)
Hayles by Bethany Lauren March 27, 2009

hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.
From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014
#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.
Hapless by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

kate harless 

a girl that can be mean, but we pick on her just to fuck with her, she knows we all lovez her
man that skank is such a kate harless
kate harless by nykkun August 23, 2011