Hatchness
Hatchness by Supersport99 January 11, 2006
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Hatchmeister
a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.
*may cut knuckles with razor blades.
*may cut knuckles with razor blades.
kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"
Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010
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Hatchness • h1tchess1ut • Hatchmeister • Hateness • Hatliness • haychess • Henchness • hitchess1ut • ratchness overload • Wap hatches
batten down the hatches
Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007
Hatchmeister
The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.
me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010
Wap hatches
Wap hatches by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023
Henchness
George: That tatoo is pretty hench
Tom: Yeah well look at my tatoo it has ultimate henchness.
George:...sweet mercy !!!
Kyle:"Look at that guys bare Henchness"
Sam: "I wouldn't want to mess with him"
Tom: Yeah well look at my tatoo it has ultimate henchness.
George:...sweet mercy !!!
Kyle:"Look at that guys bare Henchness"
Sam: "I wouldn't want to mess with him"
Henchness by The white wing ninja March 26, 2009
batten the hatches
a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
batten the hatches by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2015
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