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Handchuffed 

To be handcuffed to your very heterosexual partner and being chuffed about it.
-Did you see that new picture of Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman?
-Yeah, they were handchuffed!
Handchuffed by Jamchuffed July 8, 2011
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handcuffed to the toilet 

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

handcuffed blowjob 

When a girl handcuffs you and proceeds to give you a blowjob.

She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She walked back in front of me and got on her knees. She proceeded to remove my boxers and pulled them down to my ankles, causing my throbbing erection to spring out. She grabbed my shaft with one hand and enveloped my cock with her mouth.

I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.

I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.

Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.

“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”

But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.

handcuffed 

When both anal and vaginal fisting occur at the same time, so the man would be "handcuffed" and unable to move both his arms freely.
Last night I was fisting this chick, and decided to fist her ass too. (anal and vaginal) and my arms got stuck for a short time! it was like i was handcuffed!
handcuffed by W0WH8terzzzzzz October 21, 2010

handcuffed 

having your significant other all tight and hugged up on
like if a dude somewhere and he got his female all tight so everybody know she with him
handcuffed by Shannon November 27, 2003

Handcuffed Sex 

When someone is handcuffed by their partner before they had sex
I was sitting at home and watching porn on the television. I was getting horny and anyone could see my 8 inch cock bulging. So I called up my girlfriend Bianca and called her over.

In the next 10 minutes, Bianca was at my door. She wore booty shorts and a crop top. She wasn't even wearing a bra inside.

I pulled her into my room and was about to take my pants off when she stopped me.

Bianca smiled. "I just thought that you'd enjoy handcuffed sex better. " Bianca dangled a pair of handcuffs in front of me. I grabbed them and cuffed her hands together. I then pushed her onto the bed roughly and tied her legs down. I gagged her, only leaving her eyes open.

I then ripped her shirt off and her shorts too. I then ripped off my clothes and proceeded to massage her tits, rubbing my dick against her clit in silent invitation. Her eyes grew wider.
I moved up and removed her gag. "I want you to scream. I want to hear you beg for me." And then I blindfolded her.

I then proceeded to slowly push myself into her, only an inch. She screamed and I pushed in a little more. "Ugh!! That hurts!!"

"Good," I laughed, pushing harder. She cried out in pain and pleasure. I pushed myself fully inside her and she orgasmed. I pulled my cock out and licked up everything before pushing myself in fully with no warning. The whole block could hear the scream she let out. She orgasmed and I cummed. I felt our juices mix. Best handcuffed sex ever.

Handcuffed sex 

When a girl handcuffs you during sex. Very kinky, and a huge turn-on.
After I had stripped down to my briefs, she led me to a chair and had me sit down. “Put your hands behind your back.” she commanded. I obliged, and then she walked behind me. I felt something tighten around my wrists. *click* *click*

All of a sudden, I couldn’t move my hands anymore. She had just handcuffed me! I was so turned on by this! She walked back in front of me, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her red, satin nightgown.

She put one leg on each side of me and mounted my cock underneath her nightgown. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath! The soft texture of her nightgown felt so good as it rubbed up against my legs, stomach and chest. She and I both gasped as she allowed my rock-hard cock to enter her. She slid herself up and down my cock until neither of us could take it anymore. We moaned together as we reached orgasm at the same time. She squirted all over my cock as it exploded inside of her. My hands continued twitching against her cuffs as I came.

Once our orgasms subsided, she got off of me and unlocked my cuffs. She sat in my lap and I wrapped my arms around her as she stroked my chest and abs. “I’m going to enjoy putting you through handcuffed sex over and over and over again.” She said to me, smiling.
Handcuffed sex by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 24, 2022
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