I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!
by jerzboi September 10, 2018
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even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
by Hamster man November 11, 2006
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by E-man61 November 24, 2010
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-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
by Tugboats June 13, 2006
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