2 definitions by jerzboi

hamperbating

To masturbate above your hamper to make clean up a fast and convenient task.

I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!

by jerzboi September 10, 2018

cheesy gordita crunch box

A Latina vagina that has a serious case of Genital herpes.

I went to mexico and smashed a cheesy Gordita crunch box. Got an extra side of fire sauce I didn’t ask for.

by jerzboi August 28, 2018