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1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.
"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."
by GeoffWrinklin April 14, 2008
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Halstead

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In poker, playing a "Halstead" refers to playing a Jack Deuce. Often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.
I had a halstead and he went all in, I flopped a Jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!
by RDAWG123 February 7, 2010
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halstead treatment

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to make love passionately
i want to give you the halstead treatment, because i think you’re sexy.
by dhajakdnd October 29, 2021
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Jay Halstead

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Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.
Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead
by one_directionnh April 9, 2021
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jay halstead

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daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective
someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead
by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022
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kora halstead

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Kora halstead is a commonly used as a way to say “small b00bies” love you my little big boy Baka
She has really small b00bs, that’s a real kora halstead if I’ve ever seen one
by Daddiekyra September 3, 2021
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Hamstead

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The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.
by TheHamstead June 3, 2015
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