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haldir
1.) An Elf from the realm of Lothlorien in JRR Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings." He meets the Fellowship when it enters Lorien and initially prohibits the Ring from entering the realm. Haldir only appears once in the books (in "The Fellowship of the Ring"), but Peter Jackson gave him a larger role in the films, where he appears in both "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Two Towers." In "The Two Towers" he leads an army of Elves to Helm's Deep to aid the people of Rohan. He is killed fighting in the ensuing battle, a notable change from the book. He is played by actor Craig Parker in the films.
2.) There is also brief mention of a Man named Haldir in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." This Haldir is unrelated to the Elf in LOTR.
2.) There is also brief mention of a Man named Haldir in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion." This Haldir is unrelated to the Elf in LOTR.
1. "Dude! Did you see Haldir's armor in the Two Towers? It's gorgeous as hell!"
"Haldir! To the keep!"
2. "Haldir? That dude in the Silmarillion who people get confused with the Elf in LOTR? Oh yeah, I know him. He died in the Battle of Unnumbered Tears."
"Haldir! To the keep!"
2. "Haldir? That dude in the Silmarillion who people get confused with the Elf in LOTR? Oh yeah, I know him. He died in the Battle of Unnumbered Tears."
haldir by Luv teh Elves April 17, 2008
John Haldeman
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
John Haldeman by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
haldun
Bad ass savior of the night. He is always there in the most desperate social moments. He perfectly fits in every awkard topic of conversation at the time you cry over the dead night. He is an engineer with a silly designer spirit, that you should always keep in your urgent call list.
haldun by tiramisu93 April 6, 2018
Haldir
One of the greatest elves to ever walk the realm of Middle Earth, who did NOT die in the books! Haldir was killed cruelly and unjustly by Peter Jackson, which was one mistake in the movies seeing as how Haldir is the best! Other than that he did a great job I think. Played by Craig Parker in the movies. Haldir Lives!!
Haldir of Lothlorien guards the Golden Wood and is much better than Legolas! (XD! No offense, I have nothing against Legolas, I just love Haldir!)
Haldir by Alyria Jade Everlore May 11, 2004
Halda
halder
An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.
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