Top Definition
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
by Devil November 29, 2003
Photos & Videos
an erect penis.
"dude, i got morning wood!"
by daniel knight July 07, 2003
What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher
Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)
by demanding change May 08, 2008
An erect penis
Damn, i've got wood!
by Jaluh February 01, 2004
Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood
she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).
"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".
by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003
1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature
" everyone gets morning wood"
" your hood is dope, u live in the wood "
" that book is wood"
by everblack August 01, 2008
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