You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.
a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.
The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.
Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."