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Gyrometer by gulbranson April 14, 2011
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Gapometer
"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"
Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
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gayometer
pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
gayometer by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010
Gyroterrarianism
Gyroterrarianism by RufusFawn February 11, 2018
Goometer
The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-
The Goometer.
The Goometer.
Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009
Gayometer
A sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how "flaming" they are.
Gayometer by Bubsforbubs June 1, 2011
Gaydometer
*Man jumps into pool with pink speedo on*
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"
Jenney- "Does that guy look like a homo to you?"
Kristie- "Yeah, my gaydometer is going off!"
Gaydometer by Luckyguesses January 7, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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