goodwillionaire n. (gud wil' eon air)

1. Person who makes over 100k per year, but shops at Goodwill at least once per month. 2. A rich person who can afford brand name merchandise, but chooses to shop at Goodwill because of the thrill of the bargain. 3. Persons who like to save money on "garage sale" items sold at Goodwill, but don't necessarily need to save the money because of their affluent status.

"My boss is a "goodwillionaire"..he makes twice what I do, but he always brags about buying shirts, cds, and even shoes at Goodwill"

"I bought this toaster at Goodwill for 2 bucks....and I even saved more on used "beaded seat covers" for my Lexus"

"My son works part time at Goodwill, and he recently sold my friend Jack from the country club a "goodwillionaire" sportcoat.

Goodwillionaire by Viva Vic Vegas October 27, 2008

Goodwillian

A person that excusivley shops at thrift stores because they're too broke to afford clothes from big brands.

"That nigga Jason was flexin' on me with his fake ass Yeezys that he got from Goodwill. What a fucking Goodwillian. "

Goodwillian by Eddie McPickle October 6, 2018

goodwillit

when you drop off a donation at a Goodwill and get a tax deductible receipt

jeez man that shirt is so 70's you need to goodwillit cause there's someone out there thats going to know it's cool

goodwillit by DATY March 12, 2011

goodwillista

A person who can dress his/herself in clothing from the Goodwill and other thrift stores, and still look fashionable.

"Hey where'd you get that top?"
"The Goodwill!"
"You're totally a goodwillista."

goodwillista by goodwillista June 22, 2012

goodwillie

an absolute wanker with an tiny chode

goodwillie i fucked your mum last night

goodwillie by mingemuncher7 April 13, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026