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GodFuckingNiggerDammit
When you are so angry of frustrated that no other word or combonation of words could possibly display your anger of frustration.
GodFuckingNiggerDammit by Ryan Briggs November 27, 2007
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Godfucked
Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016
godfuck
v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
godfuck by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006
godfucking
1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.
2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?
2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
godfucking by Man-Machine October 28, 2007
godfucker
1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
godfuck
godfuck by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005
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