godfucking

1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.

2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.

1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?

2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.

by Man-Machine October 13, 2007

Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

by randomcsdude February 25, 2016

godfuck

v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.

Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!

by Lutron Deluxe April 25, 2006

godfucker

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something

<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....

by Vampycore May 10, 2009

godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.

godfuck, i left my paper at home.

by Urban Dictionary November 11, 2005

GODfuck

interjection-
an exclamation used when suddenly upset or disappointed; it usually comes out naturally and without premeditation;often it may be said by mistake


sitting duck's egg manatee ostenagious

"Godfuck, Danny! Don't put the hot dish on my finished wood dinner table; please use a hot pad!"

"I was going to say 'God,' but that just wasn't forceful enough."

by Badirdie January 3, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010