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Ghaletul 

a debilitating disease where your penis shrinks in size, eventually falling off or disappearing.
I can't have sex because of Ghaletul
Ghaletul by Beibhinn June 14, 2003
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Ghaletul 

A kind of sexual perversion when one experiences severe pleasure in having sex with semi-decayed aborted ratlings covered with man's excrement.
Oh my god, i ghaletuled all day long yesterday and it was so delightful!
Ghaletul by He Who Knows All October 21, 2003

Ghaletul 

Disease in which one's penis falls off.
Did you see that guy? He has a severe case of Ghaletul
Ghaletul by fox June 12, 2003

Ghaletul 

The act of reaching nirvana, except better. Realizing that one's life is at its peack so further existence is no longer necessary.
I got ghaletuled yesterday, now that my life has reached it's peak, im gonna go kill myself.
Ghaletul by Adam Dreyer May 13, 2003

Ghaletul 

realizing you have the smallest schlong in the world
me have ghaletul
Ghaletul by nigger sex May 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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