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A combination of the words GUI (Graphical User Interface) and sewage. GUIage commonly refers to a user interface that is visually appealing, but causes a substantial loss of system performance. GUIage typically sacrifices response time in lieu of a prettier, flashier design. Extensive use of Flash and AJAX usually characterize GUIage.
SugarCRM's new user interface is visually stunning, but the implementation was much faster before the developers added all that GUIage.
GUIage by Bari Onic February 7, 2008
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12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008
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High. (as in, marijuana).
That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!
Guiged by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010

12 Guage and Rage 

When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.
Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"
12 Guage and Rage by OGSK August 20, 2020
A unisex term for having one's private areas show through clothing.
1.)These tight pants totally give me guidge. 2.)Lets go to the wet t-shirt contest to see some guidge.
Guidge by VisokSomething January 26, 2009
Type of jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. Also known as tunnels and commonly written "gauges" although this spelling is incorrect.
- How wide are your guages?
- 8mm.
- You pussy.
guages by B.P.O. April 15, 2011

guage name 

Funny, Loyal, and down to earth. Best nigga you'll ever meet, and dick game strong! Perfection in one person! Can eat like no other! In bed and at the table.
Ain't no one like a Guage name
guage name by Spankyd23 July 30, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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