GERMATTIC
GERMATTIC by Badger1420 May 27, 2013
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geriatric-mandering
The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder
A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
Geriatric Profanity Disorder by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
geriatric X
My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.
geriatric X by brbbri December 14, 2008
Germafrican
Germafrican by 123321 August 1, 2004
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