5 definitions by CookPu69
"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."
by CookPu69 January 13, 2014
Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.
Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!
What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.
Should probably get to work now...
What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.
Should probably get to work now...
by CookPu69 January 16, 2014
A terrible drug that ruins lives and only purpose is to be featured in Breaking Bad. Other then that, it contributes nothing.
by CookPu69 February 4, 2014
The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
The act of saying "yes" to something someone has said to you after you have already stated you didn't hear the first time. You don't want to ask to hear again, so you just hope it isn't a question that will embarrass you by saying "yes" by.
"Yoman yaherbot that milky wrekinall vid?"
"What did you say again?"
"Dijahee shewaa nakee onit"
"Oh yea........"
"You didn't hear what I said, did you."
"Sorry, it was a common frightful yes experience."
"What did you say again?"
"Dijahee shewaa nakee onit"
"Oh yea........"
"You didn't hear what I said, did you."
"Sorry, it was a common frightful yes experience."
by CookPu69 February 3, 2014