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a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"
gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010
I work at the gayery making gay pies!
gaypie by BdoT March 27, 2005

gayplestory 

Alternative name for South Korean 2D side-scrolling MMORPG MapleStory.
MapleTip fuck outta here with ur gayplestory shit
gayplestory by residents July 10, 2018
1. Litterally a pie composed of homosexuals, typically male based.
2. A pie that doesn't like cakes the way most other pies do, rather it is just as content to go shopping and get it's nails done with other sailor pies.
3. An expression used when refering to a disagreeable situation or person.
1. "...And set the oven to 350, and in 45 minutes you'll have a wonderful gaypie to share with friends"
2. Rubarb Pie....nuff said.
3. "So he completely cancled his plans with us leaving us with nothing to do that night. Gaypie"
Gaypie by TMaC March 21, 2004
a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire
my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.
gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006

Gayples Center 

The arena that the Los Angeles Gaykers play their home games. It is known as Gayples Center not only because the place sucks but also because the Lakers are a bunch of fairies and prance around dawning the color purple.
Did you see the Celtics blow out the Gaykers at Gayples Center last night. Banner number 18 baby!
Gayples Center by Tyrone Lew June 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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