When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.
Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.
the action of beating somthing to a grousemly large extent.
This word was made popular in the simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall" were a character Moe referd to a boxer Dreaderick Tatumwill fustigate Homer Simpson
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).