Fratocrat

It's quite simple, a fratty democrat. In A GDI dominated political mindset, the few, the proud, the fratty.

"That guy has an Obama sticker on his yacht? Must be a Fratocrat."

John. F. Kennedy, the original Fratocrat.

Fratocrat by Tftc September 20, 2013

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

fatocrite 

A disgustingly fat person who (usually while eating a salad) makes a comment about the unhealthiness of something you are eating.

I was trying to enjoy my hamburger but Lena kept talking about all the fat and carbs it contained while shoveling pile after pile of salad in her mouth. That bitch has a lot of nerve- she weighs 425. She's such a fatocrite.

fatocrite by chester B. Arthur April 28, 2009

fartocracy 

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008

fartocrite 

A person who enjoys their own farts immensely, yet has an irrational fear of other people's farts.

Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!

fartocrite by Rae F December 24, 2007

Fratcation

Gathering of fraternity brothers to re-live the college experience in a new, exotic, unspoiled location.

The Island was quiet until the boys came down on their Fratcation and raised hell for 3 days straight.

Fratcation by Nickski March 24, 2010

fraturated 

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros

After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.

fraturated by Avio_Green September 17, 2010