The result of using cheap toilet paper for wiping and having your finger poke through the toilet paper jamming your finger into your anus.
Aw man, I shouldn't of used that toilet paper. My finger poked through it and I got some Finger Fudge.
by MyRequiem July 5, 2009
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An anal treat, where the finger is inserted into the anus and withdrawn.
David Furnish:hey baby fancy meat and two veg tonite?
elton:nah, a finger of fudge please.

not to be mistaken for;"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"
by kirsty November 19, 2003
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A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.
Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.
by Thomas M. Goodnight February 27, 2009
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when a man or women inserts his or her finger/s in a females anus mistaking it for a vagina........resulting in shit covered fingers resembling fudge.
A certain blackrock college student famous for fudge fingering a certain holy child student in a drunken act of shame.
by Harry Power May 21, 2006
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An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.

That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.
that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut
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