12 definitions by Mr rumplenuts
When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
by Mr rumplenuts May 17, 2017
by Mr rumplenuts April 7, 2017
Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017