It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.
Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.
When some one inserts a foot for sexual pleasure into the vagina or anus. Similar to fisting but involves insertion of the entire foot. People who enjoy feeting are usually sexually aroused when some one threatens "Putting a boot in their ass."
Kim, though small and frail, enjoyed feeting greatly with her girlfriend, especially when they could get a foot in her vagina and anus.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."