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fagtouche
One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.
"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."
"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."
"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."
"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."
"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."
"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."
"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."
fagtouche by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008
Related Words
Fatouche • fadouche • Fabouche • Fadouchery • fagouche • fagtouche • fantouche • fat douche • Fat Douchebag Syndome
Fabouche
Fabouche by wintermutate September 7, 2013
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fagouche by Steffan Platt July 18, 2010
Fadouchery
The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.
1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.
Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.
Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.
Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.
Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.
Fadouchery by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012
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