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Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.
by liemmm March 03, 2009
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the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room
after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates
by fapper b November 01, 2010
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I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen
by BarkingLobster March 04, 2009
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Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH
by bsn23o July 01, 2009
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making your own fun
There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!
by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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by Diablos November 11, 2002
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