When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Stank nasty mouth-funk

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.