Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.
Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.
*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.
*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?
Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.
Tom: What a Fap Captain.
Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.
Tom: What a Fap Captain.
by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 2, 2010