Top Definition
Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.

Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.

*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.
Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?

Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.

Tom: What a Fap Captain.
by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 02, 2010
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