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Failberg 

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.

Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg
Failberg by stoffberg February 19, 2009
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failburger

Somebody who tries to create a new meme or new slang by posting an example of slang terms on Urban Dictionary that don't exist.
That guy who tried to invent a definition for Failburger is a complete failburger.
failburger by PassiveSmoking October 23, 2009

Failburg 

A very long, great, but misunderstood catastrophe that nobody can possibly understand.
"Did you see the failburg?"
"Yeah..what the fuck was that?"
Failburg by FishnBicycle March 1, 2010

failbarge 

A more extreme or severe version of a failboat. Like a failboat, but worse.
Your stupidity and failure is total. You don't even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.
failbarge by Stark42 June 26, 2009
a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.
guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(
failberry by b_shaw February 5, 2010

failburger

He fails at life which means he is a loser
That man has tried everything but still fails , he fails at life the failburger
failburger by M0rph May 1, 2008

failburg 

When the amount of fail is so huge it is like the iceburg that caused the Titanic to sink.
"I did so badly on that test, man...I am such a failburg."
failburg by Wildebrian April 19, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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