Facefront 

When you lay dick side down.

Shadow's mom put him in the river Facefront down.

Facefront by ItCourtney6636 September 14, 2010

facebrother 

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......

Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.

facebrother by indieallie September 6, 2009

facefro

1. facial hair that can be picked out like an afro

2. a fro'd out beard

"I gotta pick out my facefro."

"I see you're growin out the facefro."
"Yeah, I haven't shaved in a while."

facefro by benny boy19 May 31, 2007

fakefront 

people who are fake and put on a front to please others and/or do not want to be truly known

That fakefront bitch don't know who she is

fakefront by luron fitzgerald February 26, 2010

Forefrontal 

To be long stanced, in one's face, or quite bare in one's attitude to another.

(In a heated discussion), I apologise for being so forefrontal

Forefrontal by Jeff Band September 26, 2010

Facetron 

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

Facetron by Joe December 11, 2003

facefoot 

For when a facepalm just doesn't cut it.

n00b: I just crafted a sponge!
mlgbro: /me facefoots.

facefoot by SmartPeopleMakeBiggerMistakes January 21, 2015